LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

demonbarber14:

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

thenymreaper:

mememiya-anthy:

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way

magikofficial:

Straight people: that relatable feel when you’re trying to break in to your partner’s phone so you can read all their messages am I right

Me, a normal person: ????????

exceptionals:

me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myself
nurse: u cant-
me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*
nurse: no problem come right this way

callout post for myself

pdsophie:

- never sleeps when I need to
- cries at anything
- fakes positivity
- spends money impulsively
- requires constant validation
- clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something
- laughs at own unfunny jokes

starbutterfly-justwestofweird:

diminuendodaydreams:

let-gavin-free:

princess-tuna:

let-gavin-free:

Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well. 

Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs and really beautiful patterns all over their arms and person 2 just sits there and watches the little lines appear on their arms and they can’t stop smiling and it’s their favorite part of the day

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Wow I like this au

YES

imagine person 1 drawing a giant penis on their forehead because they’re an asshole

There are two kinds of people